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This game is easy. People have dated handfuls of vegetable oil less easy than this. The “rhythm” parts are so hard to lose that it’s almost racist. And the parts that aren’t making fun of white people seem designed to test apes for evidence of shape recognition, not act as entertainment. It’s like Hannah Montana accidentally got attached to a 450 step program to teaching your monkey sign language at home, and this is step one half. Fuck you, Hannah Montana.
This game is easy. People have dated handfuls of vegetable oil less easy than this. The “rhythm” parts are so hard to lose that it’s almost racist. And the parts that aren’t making fun of white people seem designed to test apes for evidence of shape recognition, not act as entertainment. It’s like Hannah Montana accidentally got attached to a 450 step program to teaching your monkey sign language at home, and this is step one half. Fuck you, Hannah Montana.
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